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Kinja'd!!! "CounterTorqueSteer" (countertorquesteer)
05/10/2015 at 19:00 • Filed to: Cigar Lounge

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May I gain authorship to the fine establishment? Thanks.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > CounterTorqueSteer
05/10/2015 at 19:04

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Have you slaughtered the sacrificial koala yet?


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > CounterTorqueSteer
05/10/2015 at 19:05

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I’d appreciate the priviledge as well from who ever runs that.


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > PatBateman
05/10/2015 at 19:08

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I am currently posting from the bush of Australia. I have been camping in the thick of a bamboo growth for 3 days. Waiting....so much waiting.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > PatBateman
05/10/2015 at 19:08

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When did it change from the sacrificial sloth?


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > CounterTorqueSteer
05/10/2015 at 19:09

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Since you're being 100% honest with me, and a koala will soon die, I grant thee CL privileges.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
05/10/2015 at 19:11

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Sloths are easy to kill. Stare into a Koala’s eyes, those big ass, cutesy eyes, and killing one is a lot tougher.

This makes a Koala a considerably more worthy sacrifice.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/10/2015 at 19:12

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Done.

As requested above, we also demand the carcass of a Koala for membership. You can bring one in next week and we’ll call it even.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > PatBateman
05/10/2015 at 19:12

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Well I’m just glad I got in before it got so tough. He’s been waiting for three days!


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > PatBateman
05/10/2015 at 19:13

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Thank you kind sir. I will inform you when the deed is officially done.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
05/10/2015 at 19:14

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Supply and demand, son. The next stage will be a Giraffe’s head.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > CounterTorqueSteer
05/10/2015 at 19:15

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Don’t forget to smear the blood on your face.

Enjoy!


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > PatBateman
05/10/2015 at 19:25

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It’s not the big cute eyes that you need to worry about. It's those plague ridden mouths.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > LongbowMkII
05/10/2015 at 19:31

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Now I don't feel bad about killing them.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > CounterTorqueSteer
05/10/2015 at 19:50

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My reaction to that pic. I’d love one of those right about now.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > PatBateman
05/10/2015 at 20:42

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Wait, koala bear? Ooops.

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Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > yamahog
05/10/2015 at 20:44

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Honest mistake. We accept the gesture.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > fhrblig
05/10/2015 at 20:45

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I haven't had one of those. YET.