![]() 05/10/2015 at 19:00 • Filed to: Cigar Lounge | ![]() | ![]() |
May I gain authorship to the fine establishment? Thanks.
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Have you slaughtered the sacrificial koala yet?
![]() 05/10/2015 at 19:05 |
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I’d appreciate the priviledge as well from who ever runs that.
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I am currently posting from the bush of Australia. I have been camping in the thick of a bamboo growth for 3 days. Waiting....so much waiting.
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When did it change from the sacrificial sloth?
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Since you're being 100% honest with me, and a koala will soon die, I grant thee CL privileges.
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Sloths are easy to kill. Stare into a Koala’s eyes, those big ass, cutesy eyes, and killing one is a lot tougher.
This makes a Koala a considerably more worthy sacrifice.
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Done.
As requested above, we also demand the carcass of a Koala for membership. You can bring one in next week and we’ll call it even.
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Well I’m just glad I got in before it got so tough. He’s been waiting for three days!
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Thank you kind sir. I will inform you when the deed is officially done.
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Supply and demand, son. The next stage will be a Giraffe’s head.
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Don’t forget to smear the blood on your face.
Enjoy!
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It’s not the big cute eyes that you need to worry about. It's those plague ridden mouths.
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Now I don't feel bad about killing them.
![]() 05/10/2015 at 19:50 |
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My reaction to that pic. I’d love one of those right about now.
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Wait, koala bear? Ooops.
![]() 05/10/2015 at 20:44 |
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Honest mistake. We accept the gesture.
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I haven't had one of those. YET.